I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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