Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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