didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Its about making memories worth repressing
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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