theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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