No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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