Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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