Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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