I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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