And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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