Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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