if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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