I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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