Its about making memories worth repressing
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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