dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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