You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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