as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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