That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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