Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
birth control should be required to get into college
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
this hospital has no fireball
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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