you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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