Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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