how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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