I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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