Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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