Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and she was petting her beer can
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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