So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Is it penis luge time yet?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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