What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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