You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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