you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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