Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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