Where is the hickey?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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