We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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