I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
