I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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