He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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