Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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