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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.

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• (760): View more from California

  so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day

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  Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?

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  Yes.

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• (657): View more from California

  Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.

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