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So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...

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(607): So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain... http://tfl.nu/8i34

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I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.

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I love summer.

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(302): I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week. (302): I love summer. http://tfl.nu/82u6

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If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend

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(515): If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend http://tfl.nu/8ovo

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she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.

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(864): she really just asked how mermaids reproduce. http://tfl.nu/5doz

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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.

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(720): I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group. http://tfl.nu/a06b

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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america

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(631): Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america http://tfl.nu/n1lq

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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on

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(519): We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on http://tfl.nu/80ye

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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel

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(309): he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel http://tfl.nu/08pr

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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.

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(208): Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex. http://tfl.nu/ah09

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(831): View more from California

Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE

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(831): Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE http://tfl.nu/2zmk

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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.

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(570): We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't. http://tfl.nu/vt2d

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(585): View more from New York

I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?

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(585): I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for? http://tfl.nu/qqo1

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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it

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(570): God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it http://tfl.nu/m1zz

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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?

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.....fair enough

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(419): it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong? (1-419): .....fair enough http://tfl.nu/x8b2

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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?

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(443): The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB? http://tfl.nu/r425

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