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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.

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  HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES

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• (917): View more from New York City

  No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.

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• (718): View more from New York

  DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.

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• (387): View more from

  do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.

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