Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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