So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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