Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
The ass gains better be worth it
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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