I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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