Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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