Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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