No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
