This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
