is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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