I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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