so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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