and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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