don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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