I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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