you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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