I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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