Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
