I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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