I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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