Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Girls should come with a carfax report
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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