Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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