Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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