i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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